you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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