weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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