What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
