the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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