The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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