Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Will exercising make me less horny?
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