He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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