this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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