Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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