what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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