I wish i was in the wii world.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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