I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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