I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Randomize
