OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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