i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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