can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
