I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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