she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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