can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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