i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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