Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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