how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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