Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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