I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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