Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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