woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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