honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
