Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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