thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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