well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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