:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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