covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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