I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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