don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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