Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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