I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
