Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He called his prostate his "boner button".
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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