If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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