he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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