plz talk dirty to me
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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