Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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