i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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