So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
