I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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