i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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