Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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