Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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