We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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