My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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