we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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